“Bakanishi!!!!” Scream was heard along the hallway

………

Ueda! The only one who can save me from Ryo

“Tat-chan! Help me!”

Ueda was walking down the hall, jumped with shock when suddenly someone screamed his name. he turn to see Jin running towards him and grabbed his shoulder turning him around so he can hide behind his back.

“What the-” Ueda was cursing due the pain Jin was causing to his shoulder

 “Hah! You think the princess can save you?” Ryo said as he found Jin hiding behind Ueda’s back

“Tat-chan help me! Ryo’s going to kill me!” Jin said as he tightened his hold on Ueda’s shoulder

.

“What’s going on Nishikido?” Ueda asked the other man as he tried to let himself go from Jin’s painful grip.

“This bastard ate my lunch!” Ryo explained furiously

“Jin?” Ueda tried to get explanation from the other

“I’m hungry. And you have two bentos! So figure I’ll just eat one.  Since he still have another one” Jin explain his side of the story

“This is what it’s all about? Get over it Nishikido! It’s just some food. And you still have another one. Gosh! You two are like some 5-year olds fighting for food”

“No one dare to eat my lunch! And stay away from this, donkey! This is not your concern!”

“Trust me the last thing on my mine is to be in the middle of 5 year old fight. And I wish I can go if Jin would just let my shirt go!” Ueda retorted as he tries to shoves Jin away

Ryo tried to grab Jin when Jin dodge his hand and turn Ueda to Ryo’s way only ending up with Ryo’s hand on Ueda’s shirt and accidentally rip it.

“Nishikido! What the fuck! This shirt is expensive you jerk!” Ueda snapped. Checking the rip from his shirt

“Well it’s your fault! It wouldn’t happen if you just stay the hell out of my way!”

“I told you I wasn’t planning to be in your way!” Ueda retorted

“Then just go! And get over it Donkey, its just some shirt! Don’t throw me some prissy tantrum! It’s Jin’s fault too anyway”

“Says the one who went ballistic over some stupid bento!” Ueda said angrily

“It wasn’t stupid! That bento was meant for someone, for your information! And I spent 2 hours making it!”

“Well I happen to like my shirt too, I look good on it and it’s very expensive and-” Ueda

stopped when he realized that Jin wasn’t  there anymore

“Wait, where’s Jin?”

Ryo looked around

“That baka! See what you did princess! I’ll get back to you later!”

“Bakanishi! you can run but you can’t hide!” Ryo started to yell Jin’s name again as he run through the hall way ready to kill someone.

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“Are you sure its okay we’re doing it here? “ Kame said between moan “And would it be okay with Jin that we’re not with him?

“Well it’s not our fault he’s not here when we ‘need’ him” Pi said seductively

Their session was interrupted while suddenly the door was open acknowledging certain baka closing the door in a rush and let a heavy sigh as if he was being chase by a monster (which he was).

“Jin?” Kame surprised by Jin’s sudden appearance in the room

“Kame? Pi?” Jin shocked with the view he was seeing. Kame and Pi was half naked. And Jin could see some red marks from Kame’s chest.

“You two are making out without me???”

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean too, but suddenly Pi grabbed me and well things happened and you weren’t around so…” Kame tried to explained

“Well I’m too busy saving my sexy butt from the angry Nishikido Ryo!”

“Ryo? What did you do this time?” Pi asked

“Well I ate his bento and then- it doesn’t matter! You two are fucking without me!” Jin cried out

“I’m sorry Jin baby, I promise we won’t do it again. See Pi? I told you we should wait for Jin” Kame glared at Pi

Pi just grinned

“Let’s just go.  okay, baby I’ll promise we’ll make it up for it tonight!” Kame said seductively while planting a kiss on Jin’s cheek. Jin still pouted

“I don’t want!” Jin shook his head

“C’mon Jin, don’t be such a kid! We’re sorry for leaving you behind okay, we promised we make it up tonight” Pi said to calm Jin as he also planted kisses to Jin

“I don’t want tonight! I want now!” Jin said with a grin

“Now? I thought you were busy running and hiding from Ryo?”

“Yea but we can all hide from Ryo” Jin said with a pervert smirk while pointing the empty space behind the pile of boxes and costumes

“I like the idea” Pi replied happily

“Somehow I don’t like it” Kame responded negatively

“Doesn’t matter! It’s two against one and you lost!” Jin said while dragging Kame’s hand to the empty space

“Come to think of it, I always lose and you and Pi were always teamed up for something pervert!”

“Well you ending up liking it anyway so just shut up and obey”

“Hai…” Kame replied helplessly as the two dragged him by the hand.

“But what if Ryo found you? Well us?” Pi asked as they reached the dusty place

“Nah- he’s too busy right know fighting with Ueda so for a couple of hours to come I’m save”

“Somehow I knew you are the reason for their fight this time” Kame said before Jin let out a grin and pull him to attack his lips

Yamapi is watching with slightly widened eyes. “don’t you guys dare to start without me” he said while holding Kame’s hip and started kissing the back of his neck.

Jin slowly trailed his kisses down to Kame’s chest, while Yamapi triled his along Kame’s back. Kame groaned loudly.  Pi and Jin took turn to trail kisses on kame’s entire body. And now Pi was the one kissing Kame’s chest and Jin was kissing his back. 

Jin was about to pull Kame’s jeans down when suddenlly their session was once again interrupted by someone.

They stopped when they heard the door opened. Ueda walked inside the room.

“Damn! Why Is he has to come now? I’m the middle of something dammit!” Jin complained

“SShh! You going to get us caught! And for your information, you’re not the only one who has to stop in the middle!” Pi said while putting his index finger on his lips. Giving a sign for Jin to shut up.

Jin grinned and then pouted again as he looked to Ueda’s direction

Ueda’s started to plug the hair iron and getting ready to do his hair

“Oh my god Ueda and his hair, this is going to take forever!” Jin said

“SSShhh….!” Kame’s turn to shush Jin.

They waited and waited and waited…it had been 30 minutes and Ueda still not showing any sign of him finish doing his hair….

“I told you this going to take forever!” Jin complained

Jin let out a sigh when suddenly the door opened once again. And this time it was Ryo

“Bakanishi I know you’re’ here!” Ryo yelled as he scanned the room

Ueda was surprise by the sudden invasion, and let a sigh “He’s not here Nishikido! Get over it!”

“Not you again! Where is he? I know he’s here! I’ve searched all rooms in this building and this is the last room. So I bet he’s here somewhere. Don’t you dare hide him!”

“What would I want to hide him? I got better thing s to do anyway” Ueda asked as he let out a breath and continue to iron his hair

“Like what?  Doing your hair? God knows even if you spent the whole eternity it’s not going to change the fact that you still as ugly as a donkey!”

Ueda scowled at Ryo “Whatever Nishikido! You just jealous because I have a great hair and you stuck with yours”

“Yea right princes… I so envy you. I remember you looked SO GREAT with that Gackt hair”

“Do we have to listen them fighting?” Kame whispered complaining  

“Please Ryo, that one is overdue! Can you come up with a new one?” Ueda muttered

“I could come up with a list of your imperfection and I don’t think one day is enough to blurt it out”

“Well since you’re being so nice to spare me with the list why don’t you go back finding Jin okay! Or you could be a big hearted man and just let him go.  It’s just some bento anyway. Oh wait, it’s impossible for you since you stuck with a mind of a five year old. So yea…just go find Jin!”

“How many times do I have to say it to you that that bento was meant for someone special? And if you’re listening carefully princess, I just happen to woke up early this morning to prepare it. And I’m not going to let some idiot who already put up fats in his body to just come and eat it!”

“Hey! Did he just call me fat?”

“sshhhh!” Pi and Kame both gestured to shut Jin’s mouth

Ueda was taken a back for a moment to digest what ever Ryo was saying.

“You made the bento for-”

“Yes!” Ryo said as he raised his eyebrow

Ueda put the iron down. He steeped closer to Ryo who was still pouting with his arm cross. Ueda took Ryo’s hand and palmed it together with his. He kissed lightly on Ryo’s lips. “Did you really make it your self?”

“Yes of course!” Ryo exclaimed

“What’s in it?’

“Your favorite food. Remember last night I promised to take you out for dinner? And turned out I’m stuck with Kanjani who wouldn’t let me go. So I figure I make it up by making you lunch. I’m really sorry Tat-chan...I wasn’t planning to ditch you”

“You could have called” Ueda murmured

“My phone was off, it was broken again” Ryo explained to his boyfriend

“How many times do have to tell you to buy another phone!”

“But I like that phone; you gave ‘em to me!” Ryo reasoned

“Yea but its out of date and it’s already broken! See what the broken phone did to us?”

“fine…but you have to buy me one” Ryo said in a way a 5 year old asking their mommy to buy a candy

“okay....okay…want to go and buy now?”

“No” Ryo said as he grabbed Ueda by the hand and pinned him against the wall before kissing him hard.

“ I want to go to your place and…well make up for those dinner, and the bento and this shirt” Ryo said seductively  as he played with Ueda’s shirt

“Sounds great!” Ueda replied as he gave a small smile.

“Ryo”

“hmm?”

“So it was my bento Jin ate?”

“yea”

“Can I help you to kill Jin?”

“sure!”

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When Ryo and Ueda walked out of the room, the three was shocked. Their jaw was still open. Their mind was still absorbing the information they received.

“They…they...they’re like…together?”   Kame said trying to process in his what they saw a moment ago

“I guess so” Jin answered

“Oh my God this is huge! I can’t wait to tell everyone!” Pi said happily while taking his phone out to call everyone in the company

“Pi didn’t I tell you gossiping is bad?” Kame said as he snatch the phone from Pi’s hand

“This is not a gossip! It’s a fact! Didn’t you see it for your self?” Pi replied trying to get his phone back

 “Jin!” They both shouted when Jin suddenly took the phone from Kame’s hand

“Now either we continue what we’re left of or I’ll throw this phone away outside the window” Jin threatened

Jin walked closer to the two mans and hold them by their waist and pull it together against his “We’ll deal with Ryo and Ueda later”

“Don’t you afraid that now you have two very scary men want to kill you?” Kame asked as he felt Jin’s lips in his neck

“Don’t worry, they wouldn’t dare, or else I’ll tell the whole company bout their relationship” Jin answered while marking Kame’s neck

“Wait…does this mean I couldn’t tell anyone?” Pi complained

“No! Not if you still want to see my sexy ass” Jin said as he move his lips to kiss Pi

“Jin?” Pi said while releasing moan

“Yes?” Jin answered

“My ass is sexier than yours!”

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Okay so this is my attempt on doing crack which I’m sure I’ve failed. But Ryoda secret relationship is always something interesting to write. I actually came up with bunch of ideas on how that would happen. Maybe I’ll write another one…maybe